I’ve attended at least one birthday party a week since 2012 began, including my own. I just turned 29 and I’m coming to the stark realization that I’ma be turning the big THREE O in just 10.5 months. Conscious of my birthday diva tendencies, I can foresee myself, miserable and mopey-eyed,  recounting my last 3 decades, woefully griping about my meager accomplishments.  Hoping to avoid what could be a very stressful moment, I decided to create a list of 30 MUST DO’s before my big day. First item on the list, create random blog to  share my love of fashion, freedom and all things fun with the world or just the 2 people who(hopefully) read this.

1. Create a blog
2. Stop losing my shit
3. Organize a flash mob
4. Re-create a 30 person wedding dance extravaganza – in a grocery store
5. Get a dog (I think it’ll be good practice for a baby)
6. Win a Nacho-Off
7. Take my favourite kid on Earth to a butterfly garden
8. Underground Rooftop Party
9. Learn yoga from funny white people
10. Go to skool. Yeah, I said it.
11. Overcome my fear of lists
12. Learn to Jive
13. Play in an anarchist baseball league
14. Get a Long-John Lap Dance
15. Come up with a solid list of animal insults for assholes
16. Throw an Acupuncture Party for my stressed out friends
17. Introduce my left over food creatures to the world
18. Smoke a J in the shape of an airplane
19. Learn to Drive
20. Bury a time capsule in a ceiling cause I’m scared of holes in the ground
21. Throw a Soul Train party
22. Make an upside down plant garden
23. Turn street volleyball into an official Toronto sport
24. Bathroom Concert – enough said
25. Organize a fake lecture series at a university, using really big words for no reason
26. Design a very and I mean VERY popular t-shirt
27. Share my insights on what People Who Can’t Afford Therapy do to Get Better
28. Document the growth of a Hipster Kitten
29. Get Jacked! Six pack – or at least four
30. Start my own business – stay tuned for more details