I’ve attended at least one birthday party a week since 2012 began, including my own. I just turned 29 and I’m coming to the stark realization that I’ma be turning the big THREE O in just 10.5 months. Conscious of my birthday diva tendencies, I can foresee myself, miserable and mopey-eyed, recounting my last 3 decades, woefully griping about my meager accomplishments. Hoping to avoid what could be a very stressful moment, I decided to create a list of 30 MUST DO’s before my big day. First item on the list, create random blog to share my love of fashion, freedom and all things fun with the world or just the 2 people who(hopefully) read this.
- Create a blog
- Stop losing my shit
- Organize a flash mob
- Re-create a 30 person wedding dance extravaganza – in a grocery store
- Get a dog (I think it’ll be good practice for a baby)
- Win a Nacho-Off
- Take my favourite kid on Earth to a butterfly garden
- Underground Rooftop Party
- Learn yoga from funny white people
- Go to skool. Yeah, I said it.
- Overcome my fear of lists
- Learn to Jive
- Play in an anarchist baseball league
- Get a Long-John Lap Dance
- Come up with a solid list of animal insults for assholes
- Throw an Acupuncture Party for my stressed out friends
- Introduce my left over food creatures to the world
- Smoke a J in the shape of an airplane
- Learn to Drive
- Bury a time capsule in a ceiling cause I’m scared of holes in the ground
- Throw a Soul Train party
- Make an upside down plant garden
- Turn street volleyball into an official Toronto sport
- Bathroom Concert – enough said
- Organize a fake lecture series at a university, using really big words for no reason
- Design a very and I mean VERY popular t-shirt
- Share my insights on what People Who Can’t Afford Therapy do to Get Better
- Document the growth of a Hipster Kitten
- Get Jacked! Six pack – or at least four
- Start my own business – stay tuned for more details
